What did you want to be when you grew up? IT CHANGED WEEK TO WEEK. HERE ARE SEVERAL. AGE 5 = A DUSTMAN. AGE 8 = A ‘ZOOLOGIST’. AGE 9 = A DENTIST, JUST CUS I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED WEIRD. THEN MANY YEARS OF CONFUSION AND BLURRED UNUSUALITY ENSUED.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? TO MAKE STUFF TASTE LIKE CHILLI CON CARNE
You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal? BEANS ON TOAST, SO HOPEFULLY I COULD DO A MASSIVE RUDE NOISE AT THE END OF THE CORRIDOR.
Ever come close to death? I ONCE HAD A BAD MOTORBIKE ACCIDENT IN THAILAND. IT WAS THE ROAD OR THE GRAVEL, AND I CHOSE THE GRAVEL, OTHERWISE IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN CURTAINS. ALSO, DRANK BLEACH AS A KID. MY BROTHER GAVE ME A DRINK IN A CUP AND SAID IT WAS A ‘CUP OF TEA’ (BUT IT COULDN’T HAVE BEEN AS THERE WERE CARROTS FLOATING ON THE TOP). IT WAS FULL OF BLEACH AND WASHING UP LIQUID. LUCKILY, MY QUICK THINKING MUM GAVE ME WEETABIX AND MILK TO NEUTRALISE IT.
What law would you make? IT WOULD BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH BULL TERRIORS NOT BEING ON A LEAD. I HAVE A PHOBIA OF THEM. MAYBE I WOULD MAKE IT A LAW THAT THEY ARE ALL KICKED IN THE BOLLOCKS REALLY HARD AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.
Craziest thing you've ever done? URINATED OVER A GANG OF TRIADS.
Soundbyte, according to the person who sits nearest you: “THAT’S PRETTY FRESH.”
What did you want to be when you grew up?
ReplyDeleteIT CHANGED WEEK TO WEEK. HERE ARE SEVERAL. AGE 5 = A DUSTMAN. AGE 8 = A ‘ZOOLOGIST’. AGE 9 = A DENTIST, JUST CUS I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED WEIRD. THEN MANY YEARS OF CONFUSION AND BLURRED UNUSUALITY ENSUED.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
TO MAKE STUFF TASTE LIKE CHILLI CON CARNE
You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
BEANS ON TOAST, SO HOPEFULLY I COULD DO A MASSIVE RUDE NOISE AT THE END OF THE CORRIDOR.
Ever come close to death?
I ONCE HAD A BAD MOTORBIKE ACCIDENT IN THAILAND. IT WAS THE ROAD OR THE GRAVEL, AND I CHOSE THE GRAVEL, OTHERWISE IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN CURTAINS. ALSO, DRANK BLEACH AS A KID. MY BROTHER GAVE ME A DRINK IN A CUP AND SAID IT WAS A ‘CUP OF TEA’ (BUT IT COULDN’T HAVE BEEN AS THERE WERE CARROTS FLOATING ON THE TOP). IT WAS FULL OF BLEACH AND WASHING UP LIQUID. LUCKILY, MY QUICK THINKING MUM GAVE ME WEETABIX AND MILK TO NEUTRALISE IT.
What law would you make?
IT WOULD BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH BULL TERRIORS NOT BEING ON A LEAD. I HAVE A PHOBIA OF THEM. MAYBE I WOULD MAKE IT A LAW THAT THEY ARE ALL KICKED IN THE BOLLOCKS REALLY HARD AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.
Craziest thing you've ever done?
URINATED OVER A GANG OF TRIADS.
Soundbyte, according to the person who sits nearest you:
“THAT’S PRETTY FRESH.”