If you were a felt tip, what colour would you be? Blue
Describe a vivid dream you’ve had When I was young and got a high temperature I used to have a reoccurring nightmare about being attacked by bright white lines. One night I was watching the news with my Dad when I was a bit Ill and a news bulletin on a white background flashed up along on the bottom of the screen about a murder – I screamed so much about it being me that had committed the murder that my Dad was convinced, and he nearly cried. I later pissed in the kitchen bin.
What did you want to be when you grew up? I can’t remember, but my brother wanted to be a horse
What song is on your iPod right now? The Outsider by Lack of Afro
You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal? Anything but cous cous after last week
What is your all time favorite joke? The first thing my wife ever said to me was a joke. It went “Ask me if I’m an orange”, I replied “Are you an Orange?”, she answered “no”. I decided to never speak to her again after that – it didn’t work.
Soundbyte, according to the person who sits nearest you: "I’m not a f*cking Moomin.”
If you were a felt tip, what colour would you be?
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Describe a vivid dream you’ve had
When I was young and got a high temperature I used to have a reoccurring nightmare about being attacked by bright white lines. One night I was watching the news with my Dad when I was a bit Ill and a news bulletin on a white background flashed up along on the bottom of the screen about a murder – I screamed so much about it being me that had committed the murder that my Dad was convinced, and he nearly cried. I later pissed in the kitchen bin.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
I can’t remember, but my brother wanted to be a horse
What song is on your iPod right now?
The Outsider by Lack of Afro
You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
Anything but cous cous after last week
What is your all time favorite joke?
The first thing my wife ever said to me was a joke. It went “Ask me if I’m an orange”, I replied “Are you an Orange?”, she answered “no”. I decided to never speak to her again after that – it didn’t work.
Soundbyte, according to the person who sits nearest you:
"I’m not a f*cking Moomin.”